Calling on Jimer Lins

This may never happen but I wanted to put it on the interwebs just so that possibly Jimer Lins may see this and be inspired....

please...oh PLEASE...

...do a parody of the COPS theme song but for EVE...

Was just thinking about it..."PODS, filmed on location with men and women of Piracy" (since I'm a pirate and all)

I'd die if this happened!